Golf Victory

"How'd it go?" Edna asked as Ed unloaded his golf clubs.

"I won," Ed declared.

"Awesome! What did you shoot?"

"I shot 88. Miller had 77, Charlie 84, and John 95.”

Edna scratched her head. "Huh? Then how did you win?"

"Simple. Miller cussed up a storm every time he missed a putt. Charlie whacked his driver on a tree trunk after a bad shot, and John complained all day about the group ahead of us playing too slow. Me? I just enjoyed the beautiful day and had fun."

Edna considered what she'd just heard. Gosh, Ed really did win.