Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Golf Tip

“Check this out on our swing path analyzer,” the TV announcer said. A slow motion video of the perfect golf swing played on the screen. “Notice the posture, takeaway angle, lower body transition, and torque as he drives into the ball,” the announcer explained. 

Ed and Edna watched closely. 

Ed scratched his head. “I don’t understand, Edna. That’s the way I swing, but my shots are all over the place.”

Edna smiled. “I do see one slight difference, dear.”

“Really? What is it?”

Edna cleared her throat and paused before answering.

“Well, his eyes were actually open the whole time.”