DVR

Ed set the DVR and spelled out the ground rules for Edna.

“Please, please don’t say anything if you hear the score of the football game. I’m gonna watch the whole thing tonight.”

“Yes dear.”

As promised, Ed spent the day with Edna shopping for new patio furniture. He carefully avoided the TV section of the store.

Driving home they discussed possible routes to avoid heavy Saturday afternoon traffic near the shopping district.

Suddenly, without warning, Edna blurted out “26 to 14.”

Ed slammed on the brakes and blew his temper.

“Excuuuuuse me,” Edna replied. “Interstate 26 to Highway 14.”