Edna pulled in the garage, grabbed a small bag from the passenger seat, and called for Ed. The trunk full of groceries required his assistance.
She found Ed sprawled on the sofa, snoring lightly. “Up, you catnapper!” she said while giving his ribs a tickle.
Ed rubbed his eyes as he sat up, still a little groggy. “What’d you call me?”
“Catnapper. That’s what you are. Always catnapping.”
“Huh?” Ed replied, still trying to get his bearings.
“Catnapper,” Edna teased again.
Ed’s forehead crinkled as he struggled to his feet. “Edna, I’ve never stolen a cat in my life.”
This 99-word story is my contribution to the July 6 Carrot Ranch Flash Fiction Challenge to write a story involving a cat.