Monday, April 27, 2015

Family Jeopardy

“Good morning,” Edna said as she spouted Ed’s breakfast options. “Scrambled, poached, fried.”

“What are three ways to cook eggs?” Ed replied.

Ed’s been practicing for his upcoming Jeopardy TV show tryout. He’s in training to ensure he always responds in the form of a question. Edna can’t take it anymore.

“Cool it,” Edna said.

“What should you do before serving pudding?”

Edna grimaced. “Nip it,” she said firmly.

“How do you cut a rose?” Ed responded.

Edna bolted from the kitchen. “That’s it. You’re acting like a psycho.”

Ed thought for a second. “What is Hitchcock’s most famous thriller?”